One week left, guys. One week left until we all lose our sanity. (Or at least I will.)
As we count down the final days until November, I shall gather up every tiny, little, sometimes not quite helpful piece of advice I have and graciously pass it on to you.
1) Caffeine is your friend, so up-size that coffee!
2) Stock up on chocolate. You'll thank yourself later. (Don't forget that Halloween candy goes on sale on November 1st!)
3) Jeans are not a necessity. Wear sweatpants or pajama pants all week, no one will care. (Except maybe your boss.)
4) Nobody really expects you to pay attention in class. Write instead!
5) Be sure to crawl out of your room every now and then to let people know that you're alive.
6) If you start posting on Facebook halfway through the month, rabid chihuahuas will sneak into your house through the pipes in your bathroom and chew off your face during the night. Maybe.
7) Your sims cannot write your novel for you. Unfortunately.
8) November is not really over until the final time zone says so. If anyone asks, on November 30th you live on the West Coast.
9) Similarly, November begins when the Australians say so. If anyone asks, you're Australian on November 1st.
10) Bathing is optional.
Blog posts will continue as usual throughout November. The quality of them, however...well, don't expect any Pulitzer Prize-worthy blog posts for the next five weeks.
Until later,
- Justyne
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