Well, while I was there I observed several things. Early in the year (the first half of my first semester, to be specific), I came up with the 19 Rules of University, which I posted via Facebook. (And occasionally Twitter.)
In celebration of my sisters' first day of school (HAHA), I have decided to share them all with you!
Some of them are helpful. Most of them are not. But I hope you enjoy them, anyway!
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- Don't let your roommate go to the pet store to apply for a job. She'll end up forgetting the application and buying two fish, instead.
- Coffee is your friend.
- Don't let your roommate spend 850 dollars on a bike. Because then she'll keep it in the dorm, name it, and fantasize about going to the fair and riding the ferris wheel with it.
- Your professors are totally allowed to e-mail you with extra homework. Don't be fooled.
- If your roommate starts calling her bike her boyfriend, run. Fast.
- Try not to drop your pencil sharpener on the floor. It'll break and spill pencil shavings EVERYWHERE.
- Spending $40 on posters isn't a good idea.
- Bookstores = doom. Enter one, and your entire budget is gone.
- Walking to Dollarama in the rain isn't the best idea.
- Your profs CAN and WILL assign homework on the first day of school. Be prepared.
- Wanna annoy your roommate? Play Bop-It!
- 10/10 times, your roommate is crazy.
- Never listen to you roommate. Ever.
- Take ALL of your stuffies with you. They're not safe with your family.
- It's not necessary to know who you share a bathroom with in residence. Just knock before entering and everything will work out.
- Don't drop your phone in the toilet. This should be self-explanatory.
- It doesn't matter how many essays they make you write in high school; writing one for university will always be hard.
- University profs seem to have an obsession with Times New Roman font. Because apparently, Calibri just isn't good enough for them.
- Campus becomes a ghost town during Thanksgiving weekend.
Until later,
- Justyne
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